Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

[D-Railer]

http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer...-is-gay,17603/

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[R3GULATOR]

soccer is terrible

Heres an example of how soccer started

Remeber when you were a kid and throwing rocks was so bad ***? I meen rock throwing contest were awesome, throwing them at each other dodging them hitting kids in the head so much fun. Well every country has rocks so anyone can play.

So lets say France decides you know what, we suck at every other sport, but I think this rock throwing thing is pretty bad ***. Maybe just maybe we could come up with some rules and structre this into a competition, so france has the first ever rock throwing cup. France decides to talk to the USA about rock throwing the USA responds " What rock throwing?? Why the hell would we play that we have REAL sports over here thats not a real sport!!" The French reply " HAHA stupid Americans your just saying that because you suck at rock throwing!!! You dont understand how complex and athletic you have to be to understand and compete!!!"

Arrogant Americans take offense to this and reply "well you know what we will put a rock throwing team into this competiton because we are superior!!" Than the Russians find out " WHAT ROCK THROWING? IN SOVIET RUSSIA ROCKS THROW PEOPLE AT YOU HA!!!" next thing you know you have an over hyped child activity that due to our competitive nature and arrogance makes us strive to not give up because that would make us look weak in inferior. Because since other countries suck at our sports they NEED something to be the best at and since they are superior at said sport that makes them say "soccer is the world sport!!"

And ladies and gentleman that is how soccer was born and proably hockey.

[PikaShlong!]

I can't decide whether or not I hope you're serious.

[clueless]

Clone and I were right all along